Debriefing #6

So I see space worked out well for everyone...

After Tobi improved the efficiency of the second hand rocket you all obtained, it took three months to get out to Astroid 2.  Once there, Fred, Starshine and "Rainbow Dash" told you about how they sent a drone into the rift and lost contact with it.

Then you guys decided it would be a good idea to enter the rift.

Once inside, you found some Mindless Ones and Dormammu on a throne.  I'm sure he wasn't trying to denote anything at all with that one.

During the battle...Okay, really?  You expect me to believe this?  Chicken heads?  And wings?  Now I'm just hungry.

After beating up on Dormammu the Hungry, he started to close the rift.  It was apparently a close one for most of you, but luckily everyone returned back to Earth, where Dr. Strange removed the Chicken-y appendages.

Bardi and Mind's Eye got themselves an inter-dimensional phone call to Dr. Strange, and Bardi also got an anti-transmutation potion as well as an "awesome space plane."

Mission Log #6

Two things on the docket, so I'll get right to them:

Orange: Seems like some high-tech ammunitions have gone missing from a few "secret" locations.  I'll pass along War Machine's contact information so you can get some more information.
Red: The "Guardians of the Galaxy" have contacted us about a strange reading out past the asteroid belt.  I'd hit up some connections to try and get out to space.

Good luck.

Debriefing #5

I don't even know where to start with this, because the beginning does not do the utter ridiculousness justice.

But I guess that's the best place, so...

First, you go to the Savage Land.  Where you fight some raptors, some t-rexes, some pterodactyls... And then you meet a friendly group of people who really like soup.  And chocolate.

After that, you find a volcano lair.  I'm beginning to think that there's some very nice drugs you all are on that I'm not privy to, because guys in berets with tanks inside a volcano seems a little far fetched.

Beret Guy tells you to talk to the Kumquats who have a knocked out Sue Storm with them.  Lady Liberty takes the Invisible Woman back to the Baxter Building, and the rest of you follow a Kumquat down a rock, where you find some drug pushing Kiwis.

I'm beginning to think you all had the munchies, what with all this food...

Anyway.  So Tobi takes one of these pills (and, yeah, totally called the drug thing), and then...there's something with a disco ball and Tom Cruise.  And a secretary with a flame thrower. Seriously?  You expect me to believe all this happened?  These are official reports, and lying on them is grounds for termination.

At least some good came out this clusterfuck, since you found Mr. Fantastic, the Thing and the Kiwi Leader (and, no, I don't particularly care that they bleed green, but thank you for your attention to detail.  It will certainly help the next time I want to realistically cosplay Mr. Spock).

So then Nighthawk and Bardi find some strange medical facility and some portals and the Human Torch and there's mass destruction with a tank and, really, this is sounding more like a monster truck show than an official mission.

But at the end of the day, I suppose everyone did their job and I can't complain...too much.

Mission Log #5

Hey look! I learned how to use different fonts on this fancy machine!

On a much more serious note, here's this week's threat assessment:

There's just one, because it's kind of a big one.

Red: The Fantastic Four has gotten lost in the Savage Land.  I have no idea how, or why, or any of that fun stuff, but they need to be found.

If you can somehow get into the Baxter Building, then you'll be able to use their portal to the Savage Land and try to find them.

Debriefing #4

First things first, I suppose.

Lady Liberty has acquired the services of a lawyer to help with the acid problem, and that seems to be going fairly well.

Before admitting fault for the "attack" on Latveria, you all sent Dr. Doom a cease and desist letter.  I'm sure that would have worked wonderfully, though.

After the letter, you traveled to California to help mitigate Doom's threat.

Luckily, between EMP blasts and technology experts, you managed to diffuse the situation there.

Well.  Except for that one.  Because Living Laser.

Who is now living in Dr. Strange's guest bedroom.  What is with you guys and other people's guest bedrooms?!

While dropping off Dr. Strange's new house guest, he told you that the Mindless Ones were apparently in town to find new portal options.

Also, that Hydroman was being used for a giant supersoaker.  Totally would have ruled the streets on hot summer days with that.

After a slight diversion to a strip club (I'm sure I don't want to know...), Hydroman exploded at the sewage treatment plant.

Then, because apparently the goal is to raise the bar for productivity, you checked out the source of the thefts.

After putting a GPS in some jewelry, Mind's Eye managed to apprehend Pangari, obtaining a phase-y ally in the process after returning the stolen jewelry.

Oscar "obtained" some grappling hooks and Bardi got some C4.

Again, I'm sure everything will end well...