Debriefing #5

I don't even know where to start with this, because the beginning does not do the utter ridiculousness justice.

But I guess that's the best place, so...

First, you go to the Savage Land.  Where you fight some raptors, some t-rexes, some pterodactyls... And then you meet a friendly group of people who really like soup.  And chocolate.

After that, you find a volcano lair.  I'm beginning to think that there's some very nice drugs you all are on that I'm not privy to, because guys in berets with tanks inside a volcano seems a little far fetched.

Beret Guy tells you to talk to the Kumquats who have a knocked out Sue Storm with them.  Lady Liberty takes the Invisible Woman back to the Baxter Building, and the rest of you follow a Kumquat down a rock, where you find some drug pushing Kiwis.

I'm beginning to think you all had the munchies, what with all this food...

Anyway.  So Tobi takes one of these pills (and, yeah, totally called the drug thing), and then...there's something with a disco ball and Tom Cruise.  And a secretary with a flame thrower. Seriously?  You expect me to believe all this happened?  These are official reports, and lying on them is grounds for termination.

At least some good came out this clusterfuck, since you found Mr. Fantastic, the Thing and the Kiwi Leader (and, no, I don't particularly care that they bleed green, but thank you for your attention to detail.  It will certainly help the next time I want to realistically cosplay Mr. Spock).

So then Nighthawk and Bardi find some strange medical facility and some portals and the Human Torch and there's mass destruction with a tank and, really, this is sounding more like a monster truck show than an official mission.

But at the end of the day, I suppose everyone did their job and I can't complain...too much.